November 2009
“Being an adult is hard work.”
– Ryan Irvine (via merlin)
October 2009
“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
– David Sedaris (via kari-shma)
Introducing FIVEsquare →
since foursquare is SO last week.
Microsoft watches 'Family Guy,' pulls out of... →
insert a bad joke about “pulling out” here.
(via omarg)
Eight steps to Internet unpopularity | The... →
These are all no-brainers for those of us who have been around the Intarweb block a time or two.
Help Ian MacDougall →
Read this and help an Austin musician if you can.
“A contented person with a whole heart, who has never doubted for a moment that...”
– by Zeldman.
“This rings truer to me than I would like to admit.” - ernie
Me too, ernie. Me too.
Exclusive: I Helped Richard Heene Plan a Balloon... →
Bluntly, I think Richard’s ego blinds him to his brilliance. The only thing inhibiting him from progressing is a steadfast determination to become famous and live a Hollywood lifestyle. Someone needs to slap him in the face and say, “Wake up! This is not what’s important.” He has an amazing family that has already been subject to a tremendous amount of criticism. I...
“Pop-up windows are the Kanye West of interface.”
– Mike Monteiro
WatchBalloon Boy barfs on live TV | The M.O.
“At about the six-minute mark of the video, young Falcon vomits, right after calmly asking his mother for a cup.”
Teen arrested on charges of online harassment →
“Don’t mess with Texans online” indeed.
“NEWS! The Balloon Boy is alive to spend his remaining childhood with...”
– someecards (about a meme that was over almost as soon as it started)
Klingon Lorem Ipsum
For use in designs and wireframes where something geekier than greeking is required.
Qapla. Dah tlhingan hol mu ghom a dalegh. Qawhaqvam chenmohlu di wiqipe diya ohvad ponglu. Ach jinmolvamvad Saghbe law tlhingan hol, dis, oh mevmohlu. Ach dis jar wa mahcha dich wikia jinmoldaq vihta. Hov lengvad chenmohlu tlhingan hol e ej dah oh ghojtah ghot law. Qapbej holvam wicha meh, qawhaqvam...
“What he’s saying is, ‘Follow me; you’re worth a dollar, and...”
– Drew Olanoff of BlameDrewsCancer.com on why you should follow @DrewFromTV (via CNN.com)
Fingerprint unmasks original da Vinci painting -... →
“Little is known of the painting before it appeared in an illustrated Christie’s catalogue in the late 1990s labeled as ‘German, 19th Century’ under the name of ‘Young Girl in Profile in Renaissance Dress.’
It sold for $19,000 at the auction to respected New York art dealer Kate Ganz who kept it for 12 years before selling it on for a similar price in 2007....
“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be...”
– Steve Jobs (via hrrrthrrr)
“Life is nothing but high school … you get into real life and that turns out to...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via fuckyeahkurtvonnegut)
