August 2008
girl friends
girlfriends rarely (if ever) fully understand, appreciate or approve of their boyfriends doing any significant hanging out with girl friends. so if you’re looking for a girlfriend, since I’m not looking for a boyfriend I’ll have to start looking for another boy friend soon and that’s sad.
July 2008
gangsta chipmunk
d: is a's kid listening to tiny tot ganga music up there?
me: sounds like
d: its like tupac on 45
me: or helium
me: maybe that's the new gangsta drug o' choice
d: if only.
d: who's my gasman?
me: "i gotta get hiiiigggghhh"
d: ha!
beautiful people
mj: In the needs to be said file: No matter how emo/above your head the pic angle is being taken from, you're still a miserable annoying cow.
mj: And yes, I'm not a nice person.
tw: Awww that's not true you are a nice person. But nice and honest sometimes collide which can seem abrupt.
mj: Well, I see miserable cows as expressions of the insides of miserable spiteful people and I hate when they take decent pics.
rs: amen. And so nice of you to say.
tw: I feel that character shines through if not in photos, in other ways. Tend to believe you can "tell" in many ways people suck
mj: but I suppose calling out anyone as a miserable cow is still kinda mean. Still. Some people. Thou art a miserable COW.
me: I've been finding out some people to be emotional cows lately making me want emotional vegetarianism.
th: It's too bad that we don't have special cameras that show what kind of person we are emotionally. Like nice people would be pretty etc
mj: if only the world were filled with all sorts of gorgeous like you!
rs: but then I'd be like...er...well I'm glad I don't have that kind of camera. ;)
tw: That camera can go with my new keyboard that auto slurs your tweets based on alcohol consumption - public service!
rs: i can slur my typing well enough without booze.
plagerized
wow. just wow. my feathers shouldn’t be as ruffled as they are, but they are.
I had a phrase that was uniquely mine. one that I used to refer to something that had deep emotional significance in my life. and my ex-husband’s girlfriend just used it on a discussion board. he took my phrase, gave it to her and now she’s passing it off as her own.
it feels like the theft of...
too.damn.hot.
I like heat. I’m not a fan of cold. But we’re on the 35th day of 100+ degree heat this summer. We average 11 per year where I live. So this is already 3 times too much. It’s sad when I am longing for a day with a high in the low 90s.
delusional
Even if you don’t really believe it about yourself, it feels really really fucking good to have someone look at you like that, look you in the eye and say, “you’re so gorgeous.”
But because you don’t really believe it about yourself the response that flies out of your mouth is, “you’re deluded, but thank you.”
Take My Uterus-- Please! →
via Spike Gillespie on Austinist. Having girl parts that have medical problems just sucks. I can relate, right now, to this.
Watchtechnique
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FunFunFun Fest was SO great last year - this year I am SO there.
sms dukesy thoug
me: wanna maybe go shooting today? cameras not guns.
r: Yeah. Thatf be funjust woke up
me: I am still waking up myself. Will email in a sec...
r: K
r: Have to run some errands dukesy thoug about 1 hour?
me: dukesy thoug? see email.
r: Er, wow tahyn was bad. I'm I think that was first.
r: Not that its getting better. Technology! Bah!
me: you need to learn how to type on your crackberry.
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these are the cute little guys that are making my kiddo feel so bad.
